THE HOTTEST WEBSITE IN ADVERTISING.

THIS WEEK… INGA VAN KYCK DISCOVERS THE HOTTEST WEBSITE IN ADVERTISING. OMG! So excited about Collective Shout. They’re this hot new advertising website that shows you all the hottest ads and its way better than Campaign Brief. My feral half-brother Josh told me about it, coz its all the rage at his school, and he said all the guys were signing up to it pretending to be chicks and he wanted to use my email address, so I signed up for him. Sooooo exciting! You get to see the best ads and there’s none of that random stuff you get on CB about retarded creatives having a birthday or whatever stupid ECD no-one has ever heard of getting fired this week. From now on I’ve switched permanently from CB to CS. On Collective Shout there’s this ultra-cool ad for one of our major competitors so I shouldn’t say their name but anyway its for Lynx and it shows these five hot chicks playing rugby and its awesome. It’s all in slo-mow and they’re all mauling each other doing these hectic tackles. Sooo cool. I’d only heard about it once before when one of the povos in the studio said I reminded him of “the chick in black in the rugby ad” and would I like to join him in a ruck but I had no idea what he was talking about before I saw the ad so I just said that I’d happily kick his ball anyday, assuming he still had one left after the last time he tried to touch me, and everybody laughed. But thanks to Collective Shout I found out who made the ad so I could watch it again and again on youtube. Best ad ever! Plus CS has all these other hot ads, like for Diva, and Nandos and Bras n Things. How hot is that Nandos chick! There’s a Nandos in Yagoona and Josh doesn’t eat anywhere else now. Josh spends hours on the CS website and Mum reckons that it’s just more porno rubbish but I had to explain to her that it’s totes hectic to see Josh finally taking an interest in advertising after all these years of telling me he thought it was the gayest job ever. Not any more! Now he wants to be an art director on Lynx or a window display designer or dummy dresser for American Apparel. Props. Plus he’s started insisting that Mum buys him all his tee shirts from Roger David. He’s even got a poster up on his wall of his new idol whose the hot chicky babe who set up CS called Melinda Tankard Reist. She’s way better looking than the guy who runs Campaign Brief – even though I quite like dudes with shiny white teeth and sun tans – so its not surprising her websites way more popular than his, although I had to let Josh down gently and tell him that no way was Melinda Tankard Reist her real name coz its obviously made up. And I should know! It takes one to know one. But Josh googled her and found out she’s been on Tony Jones’s Qanda show. Mum was astonished coz we’ve never watched the ABC before except for the Groin transfer but now Josh disappears into his bedroom every Monday night and locks the door. Just in case “Mel TR” comes back on again.